Interviewer: Gabriel
Date of Interview: 7/8/2008
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bree Olson is one hot pop tart!
I call her a pop tart only because of how young she is and, well, who doesn’t love to eat pop tarts in the morning. For those of you who have not seen Bree in action you are really missing out. Despite her young age (she is only 21) she carries herself on and off screen in a manner befitting the head of a cheerleading squad, but minus the cheesy cheering part. She is the type of girl that were you to introduce her to your parents they would never know that she prefers it up the ass and she likes older men. They would also never imagine that she has traveled all over the world starring in adult films and is a contract star for Adam and Eve. They would never know this because Bree carries her self like a lady, a lady that does really dirty things in front of a camera, but a lady nonetheless.
In order to interview Bree, I wanted to do things a little differently. Of course I would ask her some of the obligatory industry questions as a warm up, but then I thought we could try something interesting. After reading several other interviews with Bree it seemed to be that same questions kept popping up over and over again. So I hit the local bars and restaurants in my hood with my trusty notebook and went looking for some wild conversation. I talked to everyone, and I mean everyone, from pregnant women to older men, from Goth freaks to Go-Go dancers, and asked them if they could ask a porn star any question, what would it be?
When I caught up with Bree she was out on the west coast and she was ready to go home. Home being Fort Wayne, Indiana, she could not wait to get back with her friends and family but more importantly, the real people of the Midwest. This struck me as interesting because as a 21yr old girl, why would she not want to stay in the bright lights of party central L.A.?
Why would she not want to go clubbing and bask in the glow that is emitted from the Hollywood scene? In her words, “I’m not really into that “lifestyle” anyway. I’m more of a homebody”. That statement really says a lot. Here is a girl that has the whole industry in the palm of her hand, who could get into any club she wanted (no small feat in L.A.) and she would rather hang out with her friends back home. Can you say grounded everyone? I knew you could.
As far as her professional life goes, being relatively new in the industry she was picked up by Adam and Eve as a contract star, which has the reputation for only contracting with the best.
When asked about what she felt the perks to being a contract star are she immediately cited the travel.
“I love being able travel all over the U.S. and I’ve bent sent to other countries too! I’d say that’s the best part, being able to see new places.”
And see new places she has. Adam and Eve pulled out all of the stops for their big budget adult film “Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant” in order to give it a more authentic feel. Bree had the opportunity to film this movie entirely in Budapest, Hungary, a place that just may be just about as far as from Fort Wayne, Indiana as one could get. To be exact, it is 4775 miles or 7685 kilometers away from the home that she claims in the Midwest. That’s not just a trip around the block for milk, folks.
With an extremely sharp mind, Bree proves that she is not just another pretty face by discussing her future ambitions beyond that of the adult entertainment world. It is widely known that Bree wants to go into the medical field as a plastic surgeon, and as soon as her schedule settles down she might be able to plot a course that will lead her in that direction. After my brief discussion with her, there is no doubt that she can do anything that she sets her mind to.
Switching gears, we then moved to another perk of being in the industry, getting to meet Howard Stern who is one of Bree’s favorite people. Her first response when asked about the King of Shock Radio was “Oh my God, Howard! I love Howard, he is so cool!”
She then mentioned that when she appeared on his show that all of her responses to him were genuine and not staged. “I really have been listening to Howard since I was 12yrs old and I just admire that show so much! That’s where I learned a lot about the adult industry and everything.” There is no doubt that Howard will be very proud knowing that he helped to shape the mind and ambitions of one of the hottest and most popular adult stars today.
Her appeal is obviously not limited to Howard and his cronies as she was recently named the 2008 Award Winner for Best New Starlet and for the Best Anal Sex Scene. When asked how important winning these awards was to her she replied,
“You know…. I would have been really upset if I did not win them, so I guess they are pretty important! It has all been really cool because every award show that I have been to so far, I have won Best New Starlet.” She then added “Anyone can show up on set, do their job and leave, but I’ve always given 110% so it is really nice to be appreciated!”
Not being able to resist, I then had to ask about the Anal award. What was it about anal that makes it such a turn-on for her? Her reply was just about perfect.
“I like it all! But anal? I am going to cum during anal no matter what! It is like a guaranteed orgasm, it gets me very excited. Even when I masturbate and all else fails, I can just stick it up my butt!” So people of the world, if you ever get a shot with Bree, remember the ass is her go-to orifice if you want her legs to quiver.
Transitioning from anal to another area of her sexuality, the question about her zest for being dominated during sex arose. What were her feelings about domination and how did she view the concept of submission? Her answers were surprisingly different from those of an average porn starlet.
“I think all girls should do it. I really think that it makes for a better sexual relationship or a regular relationship as well. Just for a man to have his place and a women to have hers. That just turns me on.”
Once again Bree exhibits some of that down to earth logic that is the backbone of the Midwest.
We then moved into our last of the standard questions when I asked her about a fellow industry icon Max Hardcore. On the day of the interview, Max was just found guilty on 10 counts of obscenity in a federal court. Max is widely regarded as one of the dirtiest filmmakers (and stars) in the industry, but this was a case about civil liberties and the freedom of expression. How did Bree react to the courts ruling and what were her views on the freedom of expression when it comes to Max’s films?
“I just heard about that last night while on set and everyone was saying “that’s so disgusting” or “that says a lot if the courts found him guilty” but I was the only one sticking up for him. I like his shit, maybe not all of it, but everyone has their own opinion. It [his movies] really does it for some people. Most of it is ok I think, I mean, I have looked at his website before and it seems fine to me. I have seen a lot worse I can say that.”
Bree then gave a shout out to Max, just to let him know she was pulling for him. And that is what being a pro is all about for all you aspiring stars out there. You must realize that it takes all types in this business, and Bree, even at her young age knows that.
After that lengthy discussion, it was time for something a little more fun, the Q and A with the public. Here is how it went down-
“Outside of working, what makes sex special to you?”
Bree- “Laughter..I don’t know, I love it all. I am a whore!”
“Do you find a difference between men on screen and off screen?”
Bree- “I definitely like more regular guys! It’s a big difference. Anytime I can get male talent that is more down to earth and does not shave his whole body and go tanning all the time, I am more into that. Just a jeans and t-shirt kinda of guy as opposed to all the guys out here [LA] wearing all their Gucci and Prada. That’s just gay!”
*Writer’s note- Thanks for giving hope to guys all over the country Bree!
“Who are you going to vote for in November?”
Bree- “I am a Republican, so McCain.”
*Another writer’s note. I normally would not ask this question but it is a heated political season.
“Do your close friends ever make dumb porn reference jokes around you?”
Bree- No. Not really, they still crack on me but not about porn really. Their parents do though, their parents like making light of it. The friends that I have now are the ones that I have had all of my life so their parents are like my parents and they will, like when we are all hanging out for 4th of July or whatever they will start cracking on me. But they have been there all of my life so I know that they are just kidding. I handle it pretty well and some of the jokes are pretty funny.”
“What did you want to be when you grew up?
Bree- “A plastic surgeon. That is what I was going to school for right when I got into this [porn]. I definitely want to go back to school, I don’t know if it will be for that now. A plastic surgeon takes so much time, like 12yrs of school and I am already 21 now so there goes 4yrs that I could have had in it. I definitely want my degree. I don’t know if I would ever even use a degree in what ever I do end up getting it in because I would like to stay at home with my kids. I would be an awesome mom; I just want to have that Indiana family life. I bought 4 acres in Indiana and I want to build a house on that acreage and have a family. Just to live a wholesome little lifestyle.”
“Is there anything that scares you?”
Bree- Everything scares me. I am a big scaredy-cat. I mean I have gotten so much more scared through the years than when I was little. People that drive fast scare me, semi-trucks scare me, everything scares me, being home alone, and the dark scares me. Everything.”
“What is the biggest misconception about being in the porn business?”
Bree- That it’s unprofessional. Because it is a very professional industry and it is run just like any other business. Everyone has a job to do and they get it done. Everyone is really good at what they do, really knowledgeable. A lot of people in the industry are college educated and if they are not then they do have a lot of education beyond what some college grads do because of their experiences and that they have been doing it for so long. I would say that is the biggest misconception.”
“What is the strangest tasting cum you have every had?”
Bree- I don’t know, I don’t know! It all tastes about the same but for some reason black guys cum is stickier than white guys cum. It’s not worse, just a different texture. Isn’t that interesting?”
“What is the most fucked up thing you have every seen in the business?”
Bree- “Um. I don’t know. Nothing really. I mean I have heard from other girls on their interviews that they have seen drugs and fights and other crazy things going on or whatever. But I have never. And I’ve been on a lot of sets. I have been all over porn valley for all these different studios and met so many people…its pretty boring really.”
“How old is to old for you to have sex with a man?”
Bree- “70. 69 and under, I love older guys!”
“What is the most fucked up thing anyone has ever asked you?”
Bree- “I don’t know, I have been asked so many questions. I’m not sure what it was but I think that it came from a drug dealer too!”
“Does anything give you the same thrill as sex on camera?”
Bree- “Sex off camera!”
“When you masturbate, is it imagination or memory?”
Bree- “Both, both, but a lot more recently it is memory because now that I am getting a lot more experiences I can say that.”
“How many orgasms have you had in a row?”
Bree- “Like, not really in a row, but when I do movie I have probably had 5 in a scene.”
“Nice guys or bad guys?”
Bree- “I don’t really like bad guys per say, I like a nice guy but also maybe a guy that is holding back a little, somewhat mysterious. But not really bad.”
“Would you rather age naturally or go out in a blaze of glory?”
Bree- “I will take A. Ageing gracefully.”
“Will you come to Charlotte and have dinner with me, I will even pay for dinner?”
Bree- “Oh my goodness! Do I get filet mignon and lobster tail?
Bree- “Oh Red Lobster that’s my favorite! Woo hoooo! I love crab legs! I’m changing it- I want crab legs!”
All in all, Bree Olson proved to be just as great to interview, as she is to watch on screen. She is a beautiful girl with a good heart, and that is what makes her so sexy. She definitely embodies the cute girl next door who has a dirty side that will completely blow your mind. I’m not sure what the future holds for Bree, but I’m pretty sure that someone whose head is on as straight as hers is will do just fine in this world.
So to all of you out there in porno land, pay close attention to what this young girl does, because no matter what it is, she is doing it the right way.
Gabriel
